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100% proven zodiac analyses

aries:  short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:  stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:  intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:  over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:  melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:  creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:  ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:  intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:  honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:  organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:  extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:  sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

What they say to kids who want pets:  Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:  Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!